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Ol' blue eyes.

Barbie & Ken came round:

bigging up their

injection-moulded lives


I overheard her & Sindy

in the kitchen -

turns out Barbie’s been

making out with Action Man

 - fell for his swivelling eagle eyes

& Ken’s been chucking his toys out the pram


but to be honest

I can’t really blame ol’ blue eyes

 - she’s a real doll


just as long as he doesn’t

come sniffing round Sindy,


 - perish the thought -

she reeks of butyl benzyl phthalate.