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today is

“Don’t torture an animal Day”


and the bleeding hearts are out there

with their placards, pashminas

& petrol bombs.



it’s business as usual


but today

if Tinkerbell is patiently

sitting there

waiting for her

Bacon ! Bacon ! Bacon !

treats of dubious origin


better get it sorted


else the thought police

will be round for a word

in your shell-like.